I have the mind of a disoriented 11 year-old who thinks she's famous for something she can't do very well.

 

the two people connected by the red thread are destined lovers, regardless of time, place, or circumstances

(Source: scallydia)

Teacher: What are you going to do after college?

Senior: I don't know.

Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?

Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

baegal:

All these nudes are being leaked
But the krabby patty formula is still safe

surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs

  • Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
  • Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
  • Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
  • Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
  • Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
  • Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)
  • Prada Stilettos (optional) - $740.00

(Source: surprisebitch)